I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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