Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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