there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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