Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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