Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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