doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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