If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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