No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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