Too much gin, very little bucket
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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