Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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