You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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