Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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