theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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