I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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