Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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