$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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