We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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