im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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