kristin has been a bad kristin
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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