hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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