i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
handjob tips. give me some.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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