I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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