: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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