I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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