You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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