I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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