It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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