So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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