i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
