Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
