what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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