this boner is exhausting
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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