so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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