I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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