Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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