I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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