oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
This is my gift to your gina
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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