with your own penis?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize