last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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