no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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