After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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