Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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