I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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