"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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