Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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