Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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