Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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