My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
be right there i have to get my cape
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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