She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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