If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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