...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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