Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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