According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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