Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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