So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.