Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.