its not stalking. its research.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!