are you still at the devil's house?
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.